You guys are SOOOOO AMAAAAAAZING
These old bones can't handle rehearsals past 11.
It must be a calcium deficiency because I'm 24.
By the end of rehearsals I'm giggling at the sight of thunder. Our backstage jokes are getting pitiable. The rehearsal spaces are looking less like fluorescent-lit storage rooms and more like nice places to crash.
Tonight, however, we have the night off for our joint benefit with another Fringe show, Portrait of Schiele TheatreMEME. I am really excited to see my cast and design team drunk. I don't think you can really determine the culture of a social situation until you've seen who gets stupid, who pukes, who's prudent, and who gets regrettably emotional and over-affectionate (me, definitely me).
Note to self....Halley, this absolutely cannot happen tonight:
(slurred, and probably interrupting three conversations mid-sentence) "Everyone, guys, listen. I can't tell you how happy i am to be working with such an amaaaaaazing group of people. Seriously. You guys are soooooooo amaaaaaaaazing. And soooo smart everyone is sooooooooo smart. You know what I'm saying? (looks around for response, there is none) Am i a good actress? Seriously i want you be tooootally honest with me right because i could quit, you know, i could quit right. now. You know what? F*ck this. I quit. And I'm taking my show with me. It's mine. I OWN it. F*ck you all. No I'm joking. I was just joking i LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE you guys."
--Halley Bondy
pictured: Something else that absolutely cannot happen tonight.
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